1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)
2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.
Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.
Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)
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