If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

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Poutine

The only word you need to know in Canada to make friends, defuse any situation, or appear to be a local.

Canadian: How many klicks are you away from home, you look lost...eh?
Texan: Poutine
Canadian: Follow me up here and hang a Larry to my house and meet my wife, let me grab a two-four first.

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Four Solid Quarter Store

Four Solid Quarter Store = A Dollar Store. Surprising that the term Solid Quarter isn't in English dictionaries and considered AA slang. The word Quarter is tied to a single definition. There is time and measuring, you can even live in a quarter where you smoke your quarter of weed. Most of us are aware that when someone asks for a quarter in the context of money they mean the coin... BUT, 25 pennies is still a quarter of a dollar and would be correct. Putting Solid in the front removes all doubt, plus it teaches kids how many coins are in a Solid Quarter.

Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...

Dude 1...'You need anything from the Four Solid Quarter Store?
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'