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Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

77πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

107πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.

That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.

Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!

by Howie Feltersnatch February 21, 2005

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive

Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.

Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž