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Small city in California who thinks THEY ARE CALIFORNIA. (see definition of egotistical) However in reality they are simply a SECTION of San Jose, which is a PART of San Francisco, which is only bout HALF of the bay area. Which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in California. For this reason, Santa Clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.
I'M from Santa Clara, CA. Thats why im better than you.
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(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.
I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?
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Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.
Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
dude i need to get laid
i know what to do
what?
get a skank monkey!!!
we dont live in nebraska...
oh yeah.
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Located near the quaint high desert town of Sunflower, AZ. Mount Ord is a record breaking 8,000+ feet high and can be seen from the Phoenix Valley. Atop it is a fire lookout tower. The south side is grassy and sparsly populated with trees. The north side is completely covered in trees and is awesome. Mt. Ord is one of the only places on earth that receives a 8 out of 8 on the howie rating scale.
dude whats that peak off in the distance
that my freind, is Mt. Ord
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Housing development north of Phoenix, highest crime rate on earth.
death rate per day- 400
Birth rate per day- 401
planned community gone wrong, ass-raped Compton twice, and has the record for highest amount of rape induced pregnancies in an hour (45,921, note female population is only around 42,000)
site where 2Pac is buried. Home of 98% of rape cases on earth.
"you goin to Anthem, AZ! Fuck ill plan the funeral!"
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Town even farther from phoenix than Gilbert. Not sure which county they are in and claims to have a massive penis. However, lost to Chandler in a penis size competition. Has a howie rating 3 out of 8. Queen Creek, it must be noted, has NO CREEK in it. However it has a shitload of dry washes that people drive into during storms and get stuck in.
Hey where do YOU live?
Queen Creek, AZ...
Oh thats cool, how bigs the creek.
There is none.
Oh...
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