Oblutions

1) The name of the bathroom in an army barracks.

2) To wash one's body all over, shave, clean teeth and used the toilet in one sitting.

1) Section leader: " right then 1 section, you have 10 minutes to use the oblutions."

2) " Give me 20 minutes to have my oblutions and I'll be ready."

The Beechams

Cockney Slang for a household bill (water, Gas, electric etc.) The Beechams Pill - a bill, generally shortand to The Beechams.

"We're going to have to Watch our spending this month, I've got to pay the the Beechams.

On hearing the post plop on the doormat the husband go's to get it, his wife shouts "anything interesting deer?" and husband replies " no love just a couple of Beechams!"