Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
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a fat short person who sometimes waddles while they walk.
Aisha is a rotumblebumbis!
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When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.
Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.