v rex

Related to the T-Rex, A vagina that is so massive, scary, and threatening... It will not only eat your penis and your entire body, but along with 50% of everything you own.
vrex Divorce vagina

“Did you hear that Carl is getting a divorce?”
“Not anymore, that cracka was gobbled up by a V Rex.”

seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

black pretzel

The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.

My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel