Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.

You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.