Truck Douche

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

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Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

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bbq ass

A big 'ol fashioned round ass that makes ya mouth water just thinking about slappin' some bbq sauce on it.

Gangsta 1: "Yo, check out dat 'ho, brotha!"
Gangsta 2: "Daaaayum, bitch got dat BBQ ass; I'ma jump all ova dat sheeit"

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