John McCain

1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.

2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.

3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.

"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."

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