Skitzo

1) A person who likes fire, explosions, paint thinner, or loud bangs.

2) A person who eats small children and/ or babies.

3) A crazy-ass-son-of-a-bitch who keeps on threatening to blow up a school through notes found in the bathroom.

4) A sex position in which a man straps firecrackers to his dick and penetrates a child anally.

1) Dude, that fire doesn't need any more paint thinner - quit being such a Skitzo.

2) That Skitzo just ate my kid!

3) Skitzo just left another note in the bathroom saying hes gunna blow up the school.

4) So, Jimmy, do you know what a Skitzo is?

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Lock in a sock

1) Simply, a lock inside of a sock. Mainly used as a weapon in the ghetto for beating babies. Can be made with a variety of socks, including tube socks, crew socks, athletic socks, stockings, panty-hose, and toe-socks.

1) Don't beat me with that lock in a sock! Beat the baby instead!

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