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Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.
Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
A term that can be used to politely describe being caught in a bad situation that you can't avoid or get out of.
Chad: "Becky got into my phone somehow and found all the pics of Samantha showing off her rockin'tits."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."
Yet another slang term for penis. It is meant to be humorous and not as offensive as some other slang terms.
Fred : "Dude, I thought Darcy was leaving you."
John : "What can I say? She can't get enough of my butter piston."
Another way to say butt or ass. This is more commonly used in reference to a woman's ass than a man's ass. It plays off the common knowledge that corn often survives the trip through the human digestive tract.
Jason: "Sarah is sure lookin' hot."
Tom: "She is, but my favorite thing about her is her tight little corn palace."
A slang term for penis. This might be used in situations where someone is trying to be somewhat polite and doesn't want to use a stronger slang term.
Jim : "How did your date go last night? "
Mark : "We had dinner and drinks. I ended up slipping her the passion pickle back at my place. "