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Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.
Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.
When you put your finger up a butt during sex/foreplay, and you go a little too deep, resulting in a bit of poo on your knuckle.
Dude1: how'd it go with that chick last night?
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....
The alcohol soaked breast milk that a mother produces after a night of heavy drinking.
Husband: the baby is hungry.
Wife: give her a bottle. My boobs are full of titty sauce.
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When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.
Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
The act of sneezing and jizzing at the same time.
I was pounding away super hard on this chick last night when I felt a little tickle in my nose. Then I pulled out and snizzed all over the poor girl.
Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.
Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.
Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.