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When another person throws up in your mouth while kissing passionately.
Person1: how was the club last night?
Person2: it was real fun until this chick decided to give me a chum bucket. After that I just got sad and went home
When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.
Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro
The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.
Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.
Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!
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a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.
did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?
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Any person that insists on having a conversation in a public restroom, with the person in the stall next to them.
Woman 1: Wow! That was a really quick poo. Everything ok?
Woman 2: Yeah, I just had to drop and go. There was a shit talker in the stall next to me. Made me VERY uncomfortable.
Woman 1: fuckin' shit talkers. They're so weird.
A point during foreplay, specifically cunnelingus, when you decide to bite the clitoris hard. Very common in people who are not experienced in the act of performing regular cunnelingus.
I started hooking up with this chick last night, but the foreplay took a nasty turn when I performed cannibalingus, and hurt her vagina.
The wet spot left behind on your sheets or blanket after sex.
After I came, we snuggled for a few minutes but then she made me sleep in my own bone broth.