Will

A Will is a guy so charming that after a total rager of a party he'll pick up a broom and assist on the clean up. This action tends to have the girls go wild for the Will and often leaves them in tears as to how amazing he is. People may argue this that Will is simping but no, Will is just intelligently playing his cards right to get invites to future functions.

Pulling Will is commonly used in the event of groveling for an uber ride in a very rare case a tactical simp.

Friend 1: "I have no idea how on earth I'm going to get invited to next weeks party"
Friend 2: "Just pull a Will this week and the girls will be raving about how courageous it was for the next week which will definitely secure you an invite"

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.