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conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.
"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"