Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

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Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

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gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...

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captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

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Dining at the Y

Humorous way to allude to the kind of menu you will be having for tonite's dinner. You will probably choose some tuna taco , or perhaps bearded clam or maybe loose meat sandwich or even some snapper.
For those who need further explanation, the diner is called the Y not because its in some gym, but due to the peculiar shape of all aforementioned dishes.

Im picking up Donna at seven... we're dining at the Y

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donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

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