Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

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masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

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Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

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hot roger

when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!

i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!

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Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.

Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!

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Blue Man Group

This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.

They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.

Id rather sit on an anthill than watch the Blue Man Group

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Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

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