A cuntie is a friend that catfishes other people online with you at 3:00 AM, they are really good friends and never get mad at each other. Not only are they friends but they have been a married couple for 2 1/2 months and have more than 150 kids but lost 90% of them. Thy are both cunts to each other and one day while making fun of a French person, the cuntie bond was formed. A cuntie helps/protects the other cuntie from weird gore road kids online that try to get with them
Anthony: wow Iâm such a cunt
Jessica: u got that right
Anthony: does that mean your my cuntiee?
Jessica: nah fuck that no one likes u Anthony Iâll be cunties w another person instead
These catfishers are the best of the best. The ketchup on the hotdog. The peanut butter on the jelly sandwich. The Mickey Mouse waffles with syrup and Nutella. They are also CUNTIEE gangs ð. No one is better at catfishing than Dharmveer and Brooklyn ð
Woww I canât believe how good brooklyn and dharmveer are at catfishing people. They are definitely Pro MLG Catfishers and they are each otherâs CUNTIEES a haha watch out or they gonna catfish you lmao gang gang 69 420