Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

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Slut's Tattoo

A Slut's Tattoo is any deformity, scar, scratch, blemish or burn that a guy receives while with a a girlfriend at the time but who later becomes and ex who also happens to be a slut. The idea of the tattoo is it stays with you for life just like that of a good scar!

Brad: Mitch, what happened to your arm?

Mitch: Got a Slut's Tattoo when I was with Katie!

Brad: A what?

Mitch: You know when I was still dating Katie I got the oven closed on my arm by accident.

Brad: Oh so it's like a bad reminder for life that you were with that slut!

Mitch: Couldn't have said it better myself.

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