pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")

"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"

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SBD

1. A "Silent But Deadly" fart. See also "ghost turd" and "air biscuit".

2. The airport code for San Bernardino International Airport.

3. The Douglass Dauntless, an American World War II dive-bomber aircraft.

I can still fly my fume-belching SBD out fo SBD because it's quiet enough.

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Verizon

A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.

The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.

"Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you."

"Your privacy is never safe with Verizon."

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Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

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ipod spamming

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

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factory

Short for shit factory, a worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"That worthless scum is just a factory, using resources without contributing anything of value."

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Berkeley

A politically progressive California city of 110,000 across the Bay from San Francisco.

Home of the Free Speech Movement, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Green Day, Counting Crows, and the University of California (Go Bears!) a.k.a. "Cal".

The elements Berkelium (Bk), Californium (Cf), and Americium (Am), among others, were discovered at U.C. Berkeley.

The cradle of the anti-Vietnam war movement (which led to Goveror Ronald Regan tear-gassing his own citizens). Early opponents to the "Patriot Act" and the Iraq war.

First city to:
-- divest (remove investments) from South Africa, accelerating the end of Apartheid.
-- covert its entire diesel fleet to biodiesel fuel.
-- enact a comprehensive smoking ban.
-- voluntarily implement city-wide school busing.
-- implement curb-side recycling.
-- install curb cuts in sidewalks for wheelchairs and bicycles.
-- prohibit the sale of ozone-destroying styrofoan fast-food cups and clam-shell containers.

Barbara Lee, the only U.S. Congressman to vote against giving Pretzeldent Bush the authority to attach Afghanistan and Iraq, represents Berkeley.

Home to the "How Berkeley Can You Be" parade each September.

"When something happens in Berkeley, it spreads."

-- Tom Bates

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