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A term coined by Patton Oswalt in an attempt to create a more wholesome term for semen.
With all that love paint, you look like a rat in a rainstorm!
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Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.
Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!
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Slang term for one's testicles.
That guy has some meatpods, comin' in here and yelling at everyone!
You can't blame Frank for being testy now that he's out of prison, that's four years of getting the jailhouse special...
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Slang term for wet dream, an offshoot of nightmare.
Ugh, that was a great sexmare, though I'll have to burn the sheets...
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The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.
I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.
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