Igor

Igor,

A man of great wits, a man of opulent genetics, a man of impervious nature.

If you find an Igor, do not pass up the opportunity to become his girlfriend.

He may blab about the many women that he has,

he does not have any women.

Girl 1 : Ohhhh is that igor?
Girl 2 : Damn right that is.
Girl 1 : He looks kinda shaggable.