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Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
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Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
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A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.
Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again
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A jumbo-sized turd.
As oppossed to fries, which are tiny skinny turdies.
Ahhhh... I just plopped a quarter-pounder burger with some fries... must be last night's pizza...
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To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you donΓΒ΄t eat your All-Bran, you wonΓΒ΄t be able to free Willy!
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a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
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