Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky

Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft

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