where Nemer thinks he is everytime he comes into the city
Nemer: I'm hungry yo, order a pizza.
Cap: Umm, you order it, what do you think this is, Club Med?
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A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands
Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing
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a pyramid-like structure created to make people of Egyptian/Syrian decent feel more at home.
Hey Nemer, I made you a mock pyramid and spread some sand around so you don't miss your house.
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the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do not remember.
random girl: Frank, why did you whip our your D in the middle of the party?
Myers: I love drunk
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She wears underwears with dickholes.
Rosie O'Donnell - I bet she wears underwears with dickholes in 'em.
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