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Mars

Where people think there are little green men.

Moron: "Hey look! I can see CITIES!"
Scientist: "...those are mountains."

by Human July 29, 2003

46πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Taco Bell

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.

Toxic Hell.

by Human July 29, 2003

50πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Moon

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

Why is it that this location and that location look EXACTLY THE SAME!?

by Human July 29, 2003

8πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

479πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


video games

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

by Human July 29, 2003

3655πŸ‘ 488πŸ‘Ž


Trend

A religon that attention-seeking highschoolers worship as an effort to mask the fact that they are worthless nobodys that will never have a life.

Just go to any highschool...

by Human September 7, 2003

568πŸ‘ 168πŸ‘Ž


jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

19πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž