Ace

A very pretty girl

Other person "I like ace"

"No you don't, shut up she's mine"

Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.