pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

owl bag

A male or female with large bulbous eyes and a weather beaten face

That woman I work with is a total owl bag

Mediblow

When a guy convinces his partner that he needs oral relief on medical grounds

If you don't give me a mediblow i think im going to die

Cum wizard

A person so proficient in the art of making another person climax that they are bestowed with a magical title

Ive met this new guy and he rocks my world, he's a total cum wizard