Ryan Morrison

I know you looked up your first and last name, Ryan.

Ryan: this is kind of creepy, it’s probably someone else named Ryan Morrison tho, right?

Epidermal Gapia

That gap of skin between your pants and sock

Person 1: damn these pants are too short, my Epidermal Gapia is showing

Weston CT

An insanely small town with zero diversity and excellent schools. If you go here you’ll probably get into a good college. There is more forest than people, and there’s literally nothing to do.

Person 1: Hey I heard you’re from Weston CT?
Person 2: Yes I’m white as fuck
Tree:

Eliot Thompson

I know you looked up your name Eliot!

Eliot: holy shit who made this? Is someone else named Eliot Thompson?!