Lesbian Cat

Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat

Function: Noun

A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.

It's a lesbian cat, you can tell.

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smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

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Fart Star

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.

According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.

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Piss Comet

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.

The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet

big daddy hobo

A green asswipe who sits alone everynight jerking off to midget porn, while crying.

wow, big daddy hobo is a complete fag.

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