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0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv

The absolute final level of deadly, complete boredom while in high school. WOW.

0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is life. 0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is power. 0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is me!!

by Humanish October 2, 2020


bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq

When you are SO FUCKING BORED that you have to type each key from the middles to the respective side from the bottom up. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!

"Wait, I think I might have a new combination! It's bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq!
UrbDic: no

by Humanish October 2, 2020

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Trumping

The art of claiming to build a wall but never doing it.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Let's go Trumping on the Mexicans!
Gal 1: But Donald is already doing that.
Guys 1, 2, and 3: THEN LET'S GO TO CANADA AND DO IT.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

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locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020


electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020


Visit the store

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.

UrbDic: Visit the store!
...
UrbDic: VISIT THE STORE.

by Humanish October 2, 2020


$30.00

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!

Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...

by Humanish October 2, 2020