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The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.
I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.
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The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
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Basically a cheap copy of mafia that somehow got popularized in 2020 although the game has been around since 2017 or something. Like 99% of the world plays it ironically. This game basically is subtle proof as to why the US needs electoral college to choose candidates and why popular vote is flawed and dangerous
Me: Who's the imposter?
Friend: I think its Red
Rando: Red
Rando 2: Red
Red: is no me
Literally everyone: Rebd
Friend that died from Cyan: Among us is such a corrupt game
Something (usually food or a drink) that tastes really good. Taken from the movie BFG, where he makes a nice comment about eating eggs and toast provided by the Queen of England.
"MMMM! There's only one word for that, Majester. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Oh, that is GLUMMY." - The BFG while enjoying his enormous egg and toast breakfast.
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An advanced, non-human emotional state typically correlated with relaxation and blissful ignorance. Thalasin, an off-the-counter selective neuronic serotonin reuptake inhibitor, is publicly known for re-initiating emotional responses like happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief, to combat Advanced Emotional Deterioration (AED). Degrence is usually seen as a result of ingesting one or more tablets of Thalasin+, which has been advertised to cause experiences beyond previous natural capabilities. Individuals usually show signs of degrence after 10-15 minutes of ingestion, followed by unexplainable gutteral sounds seemingly resonating from the inner intestine and vocal chords. Side effects of degrence include animals such as dogs, cats, or any domestic animal capable of hearing beyond human frequencies, reacting sporadically and sometimes even violently to these sounds. The individual who consumed a Thalasin+ tablet may show signs of unresponsiveness and slowed breathing. Individuals may even claim to have grown a third or fourth lung within an hour of ingestion. The individual's face will also contort to an unusual form, showing a pressed mouth, scrunched nose, and relieved closed eyes.
I never thought I would need so much degrence in my life. But thanks to Thalasin+, I can feel all sorts of Eldritch emotions not even perceivable to the human consciousness!
A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.
Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???
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