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New Minerrioxian

A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.

Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????

Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!

by HumanusAustralis May 5, 2021


gucky

a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging

the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...

by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022


The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020

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pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

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Minerrioxian

A prophesized dying race of OGs. They are rarely found nowadays, almost like the Minerrians. The ancient texts of 2012 state that these beings were of high quality, and were known to praise three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming. They specifically played 3 games that were most popular in the early 2010's: Minecraft, Roblox, and Terraria. Very similar to the Jedi, their race and religion were nearly wiped out from existence after the attack of the new gaming era, and have since seemed to disappear.

I was checking out my brothers old computer, he had Minecraft, Terraria, and Roblox at the same time! He was a legendary Minerrioxian.

by HumanusAustralis April 26, 2021


Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020


Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020

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