Pheobe Gogos is an old, old, old dog or human. We love them, but at the same time they can be very... tiresome.
Me: Pheobe Gogos!! Stop pooping on the carpet!!! Aaaaaa!!!!
Blanche is a generally insane dog, who bites, barks, uses the potty inside, and torchures other dogs relentlessly.
Me: No Blanche!!!
Blanche: (in dog) shut up, human!!! This is my fricking house.