Thunder Rape

noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist

Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
Rapachu: RUUUUAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!

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Expos

an advanced writing class, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester

Cory: Hey, what was your topic in expos?
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*

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Indwed

noun. synonym for "indeed". used mainly when talking to a close friend or fellow bondage master

Rick: Man that concert was pretty good!
Simon: Haha, indwed

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cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

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Believa

a word to describe a situation with positive qualities. it has derived from the song "Ten Speed" by Coheed and Cambria, when Claudio Sanchez says "believer", but sounds like he is saying "believa."

Alan: We're able to throw that LAN party this weekend.
Dave: Believa

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Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

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