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Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010


cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

48πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Baheshema

noun. a word used to forcefully shout at someone for no apparent reason. ever. pronounced bah-HE-she-ma. usually said at the point of maximum caffiene intake

Kid: Dude, it's 4 in the morning. Go to bed!
James Hetfield: BAHESHEMA!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rock Band

1. noun. a popular game where 1-4 players use plastic instrument controllers to hit notes that go along with various songs
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience

1) Rock Band is a great party game. We'll rent that instead of using the Wii
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Trisexual

noun. a female with a bisexual interest as well as a lesbian interest

She's a bisexual, AND a lesbian. That makes her a trisexual

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

21πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Thunder Rape

noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist

Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
Rapachu: RUUUUAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž