Balrog

noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug

PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.

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Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

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Fist

noun. a temporary evolution of the pokemon, Raichu, by use of the ecstasy pill. the attack power of such a beast cannot be compared to most mythilogical beings. also see thunder rape

Ash: Using the ecstacy pill, Raichu evolves into....FIST!

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Thunder Rape

noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist

Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
Rapachu: RUUUUAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!

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Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

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Three Foot Flip

noun. a complicated process of flips in a three foot period. usually involved in vehicular incidents. the object is interupted while on its travel and starts flipping in the air uncontrollably in a distance of three feet

In a laggy game of Halo, you notice that a grenaded Warthog may engage in a three foot flip

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Expos

an advanced writing class, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester

Cory: Hey, what was your topic in expos?
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*

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