The Pedro

A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working

Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed

sammi-slamming

A male with the name Sammi, who is a light weight drinker and when drunk ends up face down, ass up with his pants around his ankles and left with a sore butthole.

I want to get drunk tonight, but i know Steve is coming so i have to becareful not to end up a victim due to sammi-slamming.