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Shimble-ated

Shimble-ated - To be led astray on a night out with a member of the group who has no off switch or sense of time or financial budget. An unacceptable amount money would be spent on alcohol and other adult leisure activities followed by no more than 3 hours sleep. The minimum session time to qualify is 12 hours with a minimum spend of £300. You should also suffer serious memory loss, regaining menories over the following few days is acceptable. The next day should be spent fighting the urge to vomit. Chancing a fart is not recommend for 48 hours. If you find yourself to have been a victim of this heinous act the only cure is to force down a full English breakfast and drink heavily whilst playing golf.

I went out for steady one last night and got Shimble-ated, I got in at 5.00am and now I can't remember my own name, dodge a shart or pay the mortgage.

by Hungover Golfer January 13, 2020