snookums

Verbal sugar. Sick way of addressing someone close to you. Can be replaced by "bitsy-pookums".

"Oh, hello snookums!"
"Im a man, dammit!"

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Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

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oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

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Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

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Latecraft

Term used to describe Starcraft 2 by a number of gamers after being delayed for several years.

>Yay! SC2 comes out later this year.
>More like Latecraft. They just did what they did last year.
>I feel dead inside now.

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MW2

Modern Warfare 2. Equivalent to sex in a box.

>You want to play some MW2?
>I love it when you talk dirty.

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Low Blow

Shameless attack on a man's wedding tackle, usually a single kick, allowing the coward a chance to escape. Usually ends with the victim writhing in pain on the ground, wondering if he will ever have children.

"Now I just have to hit him with a low blow and then I can leg it out of here."

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