Low Blow

Shameless attack on a man's wedding tackle, usually a single kick, allowing the coward a chance to escape. Usually ends with the victim writhing in pain on the ground, wondering if he will ever have children.

"Now I just have to hit him with a low blow and then I can leg it out of here."

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Old Spice Guy

Actors name Isaiah Mustafa. Main icon of the Old Spice franchise's ads. The best thing ever to happen to advertising.

old spice guy: Did you know that I'm riding this horse backwards?... HIYAH!!

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Macho

Description of someone manly, specifically someone who ignores or endures discomfort to maintain the appearance of manliness.

The height of macho is jogging home after your own vasectomy.

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aliens vs. predator

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.

>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!

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