Butt Ooze

Also known as a wagoner; liquified fecal matter venting uncontrollably from the anus usually accompanied by a foul odor and social Often the result of disregarding health warnings and drinking water in underdeveloped countries, or being hexed by gypsies.

Man 1: I slammed this gypsy girl's hand in a revolving door, then I woke up the next morning with some serious butt ooze.
Man 2: Stop talking to me... I don't even know you.