Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.

Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.

Reflaction

A Marine term, came to be by Sgt. Molitor, this word is when the sound of rain blocks out other sounds. A white noise.

“Hey Private, be careful the reflaction might cover up the sound of their footsteps”

“Yes Sarg, I’ll be careful”

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