boomer hunting

When a middle aged man is looking for a lady friend from the baby boomer generation.

My friend is going out tonight to go boomer hunting.

Baroned

When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.

I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.

Simp

When you do more for a girlfriend than your parents.

Christian forgot to call his dad, because he was hanging out with his girlfriend Ainsley. What a simp!