boomer hunting

When a middle aged man is looking for a lady friend from the baby boomer generation.

My friend is going out tonight to go boomer hunting.

Simp

When you do more for a girlfriend than your parents.

Christian forgot to call his dad, because he was hanging out with his girlfriend Ainsley. What a simp!

Baroned

When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.

I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.