storm chips

An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm

Im gonna run to Walmart to stock up on storm chips before this nor’easter hits

Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?