Ameliorific

A word that you should not use while describing yourself in an interview.

Interviewer: What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

Me: Um, probably "ameliorific."

Interviewer: ...Ok...

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Tik-Tok

An app where you can watch humanity crumble to the sound of some random fucking song.
Make sure to punch anybody who calls something a tiktok song.

Tik-Tok is a really bad fucking app

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.