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World of Warcraft

If I wanted to play a cartoon-like game full of fat 40-year-old cheeseburger dudes that make girl characters and try to flirt with the guys, I might as well just go play Runescape. HA!

Jim was an ordinary man with a good job, a girlfriend, and loads of cash he spent to do fun things with all his friends. One day, he bought World of Warcraft which he thought would be a fun new experience. Four months later he lost his job, his girlfriend, and all his friends but one which had the same fate as Jim. Jim now resorts in his mothers basement, talking to other poor, unfortunate men on Ventrilo.

This is a true story, my friends. Please consider your lives before playing this game.

by Hybrid Stigmata July 16, 2007

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