creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

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phone tap

A device attacked to the phone line that allows someone to covertly hear or tape phone calls.

Big Bro is tappin my line...

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buddy pounce

A tool that can be used in gaim, an open source aim client. Set the options and all sorts of actions can be taken when someone signs on or sends a msg.

Buddy1 signs on
You - Hello, I have been looking for you!
Them - hello?
etc...

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carlocked

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

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ibypass

term used for a ring of popular proxy sites... i.e. ibypass.org

http://ibypass.org is a great site to bypass internet filters.

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burying my dog

To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.

I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.

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