Okuyasu Nijimura

Oi Josuke! I used「ZA HANDO」to delete this Urban Dictionary definition! Ain't that crazy?

Person 1: What stand user has「ZA HANDO?」
Person 2: Okuyasu Nijimura, you dumbass.

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Doppio

Best boy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 5, Vento Aureo (Golden Wind)
Half personality of main villain Diavolo, and has the stand Epitaph, which can see 10 seconds into the future.
Also his first name is vinegar, for some reason.

Person 1: Hey, did you know Doppio's first name is vinegar?
Person 2: What the actual fu-

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H.J. Heinz

ketchup man

1: ketchup man favorite number is 57
2: haha yes of course i love H.J. Heinz

October 24th

Drake's Birthday, National Bologna Day, and United Nations Day, but all of those are boring cuz today marks 1 week before Spookoween.

Person 1: Hey man, today is October 24th.
Person 2: Hell yeah, 1 week before Spookoween! Time to get spooky!

October 24th

Nation United Nations Day, but that's boring, so today marks one week before Spookoween.

Person 1: hey man, tomorrow is october 24th!
Person 2: hell yeah, halloween is in only a week!

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A solution you thought wouldn't come up. How bored could you possibly be? ugh. Get to uselesswebsites or something. Maybe youtube ffs go away. asshole

You: hahaha! yes! i will type in plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq into google! there wont be any results! hahaha! look how smart and charismatic i am! yes hahahaha!

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Coke

A drink that no restaurants seem to have for some reason

also narcotic flour

Person: I'll have a coke.
Waiter: Is Pepsi ok?
Person: Damn it not again