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Spaghetti Monster

There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster

My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.

by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017

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Spaghetti Monster

‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’

Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...

by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017

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Twilt

Twisting and Tilting together

I asked my bitch to twilt over for my Monty Python

by HydrusRomanov May 2, 2018